Stupid Things Survey
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The more [X]’s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far:
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] you have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
so far:
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
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[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ]you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in c lass
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
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[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
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[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
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[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
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[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ]You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
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[ ]When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word “umm” is used many times a day.
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