Redneck Survey
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Have you ever…
( ) have you ever lived in the country?
( ) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun?
( ) hunted?
( ) driven a truck?
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( ) chewed tobacco?
( ) gone camping?
( ) listened to country?
( ) owned a country cd?
( ) fished?
( ) worn a cowboy hat?
( ) worn cowboy boots?
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( ) ridden a horse?
( ) seen a farm?
( ) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
( ) fed a farm animal?
( ) worn carhartt?
( ) lived in a small town?
( ) worked on a car?
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( ) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
( ) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
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( ) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don’t run?
( ) been to a junkyard
( ) been a racist
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
( ) went frog gigging?
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( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
( ) worn camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
( ) went swimming in the pond?
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( ) drank white lightening? (moonshine)
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a shirt with a rebel flag?
( ) eaten venison (deer meat)?
( ) cooked over a fire?
( ) ever been muddin?
( ) ate squirrel? ..
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Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as “I’m –% redneck”.
YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 50%, you can officially call yourself a redneck
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)