MANAGEMENT OBSERVATION

When the staff go out together on a week-end they talk about
football.

When Middle management are together, they talk about
tennis.

Top management discusses golf.

CONCLUSION :

The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls
are.
 

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UPCOMING MERGERS

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape
deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R. Grace
Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers
merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
merge to
become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm
Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become
Mine, All
Mine.

Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women
merge to
become Knott NOW.
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LAZY EMPLOYEE

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he
noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner
counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and
said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come
back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has
that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just
here to deliver a pizza!"
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 MANAGEMENT OBSERVATION When the staff go out together on a week-end they talk about football. When Middle management are together, they talk about tennis. Top management discusses golf. CONCLUSION : The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UPCOMING MERGERS In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine, All Mine. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge to become Knott NOW. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAZY EMPLOYEE The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post. "Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily. "Three hundred bucks," replied the young man. Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come back!" Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?" "He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Powered by <a href="http://www.myspacesurveyfun.com/">MySpaceSurveyFun.com</a>